Let’s talk about a topic that might make you blush, but trust me, it’s worth it.
Picture this: you’re scaling a mountain, trekking through the jungle, or simply trying to survive another day of sightseeing in a city that never sleeps. Amidst all these epic adventures, there’s one thing that never takes a holiday – your bathroom habits.
Enter the unsung hero of travel gear: the Tushy Travel Bidet.
Yes, we’re talking about a portable bidet, and before you raise an eyebrow, let me tell you why this little gadget is about to become your new best travel buddy.
Why the Tushy Travel Bidet is Great For Any Adventure
Imagine the freedom of never having to worry about running out of toilet paper in the middle of nowhere or dealing with the aftermath of that spicy street food you couldn’t resist.
With the Tushy Travel Bidet, you can keep things clean, fresh, and eco-friendly no matter where you go. Think of it as your personal hygiene sidekick, always ready to save the day (and your derrière) when the call of nature strikes.
So, buckle up and get ready to discover the seven hilarious and totally legit reasons why the Tushy Travel Bidet deserves a spot in your backpack on every adventure.
1. Superior Cleanliness
Let’s face it: toilet paper can be a bit like trying to clean peanut butter out of carpet with a napkin – it gets the job done, but not without some lingering doubts.
The Tushy Travel Bidet is the superhero of cleanliness. It uses a gentle stream of water for a squeaky-clean finish that triple-ply just can’t match. Think of it like upgrading from a leaf blower to a pressure washer, but for your backside.
It’s thorough, effective, and oddly satisfying.
For example, I once found myself on a lengthy trip back from Athens, Greece pining for that clean and refreshed feeling, and no, it wasn’t just the desire to do my normal skincare routine. I’m sure the plane food also had something to do with it.
Then, I remembered I tucked my trusty Tushy Travel Bidet in my Brevitē backpack.
With a few squeezes and a prayer to the travel gods, I transformed my bathroom experience from uncertain to blissful.
Take it from someone who’s faced the dubious challenges of international plumbing. When it comes to cleanliness, the Tushy Travel Bidet is a clean-sheet-on-a-camping-trip kind of revelation. Your backside will most definitely thank you, and your travel companions might just start wondering why your bathroom breaks are always so strangely long and serene.
Not because of the plane food, of course.
2. Eco-Friendly
All jokes aside, Tushy’s products, including the travel bidet, are all incredibly eco-friendly. As a person who lived abroad in China twice, where toilet paper is as rare as the Great Wall, I wish I would’ve had this travel bidet much sooner.
Tushy Travel Bidet allows you to save the planet, one bathroom break at a time. By swapping out toilet paper for a refreshing splash of water, you’re helping reduce the staggering amount of paper waste that ends up in landfills each year.
If you don’t believe me, here’s some quick facts to demonstrate just how much toilet paper we use:
- The average person uses 85 rolls of toilet paper per year
- The World Wildlife Fund also states that producing one ton of paper requires up to 17 trees and 20,000 gallons of water
- Worldwide, about 83+ billion rolls of toilet paper are produced each day
Bidets use small portions of water and don’t require toilet paper at all times. Plus, if you’re on a camping trip enjoying your morning number two amongst the trees, take pride in knowing those 80,000 flushed sheets each year are drastically reduced.
Plus, you’ll never have to panic-buy toilet paper again, which is a win-win for your sanity and the planet.
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3. Compact and Portable
@travelbranyik So fresh, so clean. 🫧 The @TUSHY travel bidet is one of my top 10 favorite travel essentials. #bidet #travel #travelessentials #campingessentials ♬ Sugar How You Get So Fly – Dj Meetha
The Tushy Travel Bidet is as inconspicuous as a travel-size shampoo bottle but just as essential.
Great for nomads who value personal hygiene and packing light, this badass gadget is sleek, slim, and super easy to squeeze into your overstuffed backpack or carry-on. This bidet so tiny, you could mistake it for your favorite water bottle.
As for specs, the Tushy Travel Bidet is:
- 3.2 ounces when empty
- Holds up to 11 ounces of water
- Weighs only 110 grams
It’s like having a magic wand ready to zap away any discomfort on your derriere—no fairy godmother required.
Now imagine it tucked neatly next to your hiking boots or resting comfortably in the side pocket of your daypack, always there but hardly noticeable. With its elegant design and foldable features, the Tushy Travel Bidet is as portable as your sense of adventure.
4. Comfort and Hygiene
We can all probably say we’ve had an itchy butt on at least one occasion because of insufficient wiping techniques. At the very least, we know what sweaty hikes can do to your backside.
With the travel bidet, you can ditch the scratchy ordeal of toilet paper for normal wiping and say hello to the gentle swoosh of water.
Think of it as the difference between using sandpaper and a soft washcloth on your skin. Which would you prefer?
The Tushy Travel Bidet not only cleans but caresses, turning what was once a mere bathroom break into a moment of rejuvenation. It’s like a spa day for your butt, every day, without the hefty price tag or having to tip anyone.
While I can’t quote specific dermatologists without an appointment, it’s no secret among the skin-savvy that less friction equals happier skin. Health experts widely acknowledge that the less you irritate your sensitive areas with the rough-and-tumble of dry paper, the better off your skin will be.
A bidet is to toilet paper what a cloud is to a brick—infinitely softer and much kinder to whatever it touches.
5. Cost-Effective
Who knew that saving your behind could also save your wallet? Let’s dive into the dollars and cents of it all.
Investing in a Tushy Travel Bidet may feel like just a small splash in the financial bucket initially, but over time, it’s like having a coupon for free toilet paper forever.
The math is simple: less toilet paper used equals more money saved.
Plus, think of the bidet as a one-time purchase that keeps on giving, unlike the never-ending cycle of buying and flushing away your hard-earned cash with toilet paper.
Let’s lay out the potential cost-savings in a way that even your budget-conscious aunt would approve:
- Average annual cost of toilet paper for one person: About $120 (considering 100 rolls per year at about $1.20 per roll).
- Cost of a Tushy Travel Bidet: Approximately $29 for the basic model.
When calculating over five years:
- Toilet paper: 5 years x $120/year = $600
- Bidet (one-time purchase): $29 = $29
Although you’re not likely to use a travel bidet every single day (which you could) you’re still savings tons during your adventures.
But if we look at this fictional scenario, you’re saving hundreds of dollars every five years just by switching to a bidet (assuming you just used a travel bidet and nothing else). And let’s not even start on the multi-decade savings—you might just have enough to fund a small vacation!
6. Versatile Usage
@travelbranyik The Tushy travel bidet is a game changer when you have to 💩 in the forest. @TUSHY #travelbidet #camping #campingessentials #poop #fyppppppppppppppppppppppp ♬ original sound – Vicky
The Tushy Travel Bidet isn’t just a one-trick pony; it’s more like a Swiss Army knife for your posterior.
With adjustable settings that control water pressure, you can customize your clean from a gentle mist to a robust spray, depending on your needs or how daring you feel that day. It’s not just for post-potty primping either.
Got muddy shoes after a hike? Tushy to the rescue.
Need a quick freshen-up during a sweaty music festival? Tushy’s got your back… and your front.
If you’re need more examples, here’s a few scenarios where the Tushy Travel Bidet shows off its versatility:
- Camping: Deep in the woods where leaves are your only toilet paper option, your Tushy Bidet offers a less rustic bathroom experience that allows you to enjoy your bathroom time in the trees.
- International Travel: When faced with the daunting squat toilets of Southeast Asia or the no-toilet-paper policy of various European cafes, your Tushy Bidet isn’t just useful; it’s a sanity saver. It’s like having a familiar friend in a foreign bathroom.
- Road Trips: Long hours on the road with rest stops that have seen better days? Keep your Tushy handy for a quick spritz and drive on in comfort, without the grimace.
- Beach Days: Sand everywhere, because where the heck is it going to go? A quick spray down with the Tushy can make the ride home far less crunchy.
- Festivals: Between all the dancing, eating, and the less than enchanting porta-potty navigating, keep it fresh and dance-party ready with your Tushy Bidet
After recently going to the Royal Gorge Whitewater Festival where I had to endure less than lovely porta-potties and lack of toilet paper, all I can say is, I wish I had brought this along.
7. Easy to Use and Maintain
Navigating the use of a Tushy Travel Bidet is as easy as pie—actually, it’s easier (because who hasn’t struggled with a particularly stubborn pie crust before?).
This little gadget is foolproof, with no complicated setups or intricate manuals to study.
It’s designed for straightforward functionality: fill, aim, spray, and you’re on your way.
Plus, cleaning it is a breeze. A quick rinse under tap water, and your Tushy is ready for its next mission. It’s the low-maintenance travel companion you never knew you needed. But obviously, like anything, it’s best to maintain and keep your products clean.
Here’s how to keep your Tushy in tip-top shape:
- Regular Cleaning: Give your Tushy travel bidet a mini spa day with rinse the nozzle and reservoir with warm soapy water after a trip
- Storage: Dry it thoroughly before packing it away to prevent any mildew or unpleasant smells
- Usage: Regular use actually helps keep it functional by preventing the build-up of any residue or debris. Yes, using your Tushy frequently could be seen as an act of maintenance!
- Quick Fixes: Carry a small bottle of cleaning solution or simple soap in your travel kit for on-the-spot maintenance
With its user-friendly design and easy upkeep, the Tushy Travel Bidet not only promises convenience but also delivers a reliable and hygienic solution, making it an indispensable tool for any traveler.
Say goodbye to travel woes and hello to a hassle-free hygiene experience!
Grab a Tushy Travel Bidet Before Your Next Adventure
As we’ve explored the many reasons why the Tushy Travel Bidet is a game-changer for anyone on the go, it’s clear that this isn’t just another travel accessory—it’s a revolution in your travel hygiene routine.
Add in its compact size, skin-friendly benefits, cost-effectiveness, versatility, and ease of use, and you’ve got a powerhouse tool that fits right into your pocket.
So why wait to transform your travel experiences? Invest in a Tushy Travel Bidet today, and join the ranks of happy travelers who venture forth with confidence, knowing they’re covered in all their adventurous pursuits.
